Never was my favourite metaphor…
Written on 31 Dec 2008
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In business circles, particularly among a certain kind of aggressive American businessman (or consultant, or banker, or politician, they’re fairly interchangeable), there is a favourite proverb about a pig:
“When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, you’ve got your breakfast from a chicken and a pig. The difference between them is that the chicken is ‘involved’ but the pig is committed“
which is of course, true. It should also be noted, however, that when you go out to get your next few breakfasts over the course of the rest of the month, the chicken will have laid another egg every day, but the pig will eventually run out of bacon
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Nice. Very, very nice indeed.
That made me laugh out loud!
Thanks, that’s the only time the ’scrum joke’ has actually made me laugh.